OH MY GOD I AM USING THIS ADVICE YOU HAD NO IDEA HOW
OM MY FICLK
As a names-forgetting person, this is the best advice ever.
Omg yesssss
all of my problems are solved .___.
(via wordswillbejustwordstillyou)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
(via wordswillbejustwordstillyou)
We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr*Whistles for hellhounds*
*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members*
*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*
(via nathanheng)
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
(Source: fabulewis, via nathanheng)
can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge
SOMEONE HELP
screwu anons
(via iimperfectlyperfect)
- make a chat system
- give alerts when someone answers your ask
- REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
- FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
- search multiple tags at once
- MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
- FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
- REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
- SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said
(via loregasmic)
Who’s the little bitch who keeps following and unfollowing I’m sorry is it really this hard a decision
That horrible moment when the creator of a show announces that you’re OTP will never be canon
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(via fandomblogger)